NRA Apologizes For Its Temporary Sanity Regarding Open Carry Freak Shows

Over the weekend "open carry" gun nuts paraded their penis enhancers around a Fort Worth-area Home Depot in a move that finally brought criticism from the NRA, who called their action "weird" and "scary." In response, the open carry crackpots posted photos of their destroyed NRA membership cards. Late yesterday the NRA apologized for their fleeting moment of relative sanity.