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How To Get Pregnant At Starbucks (HINT: It's All the Sodomite Semen In The Lattes)

"If you're drinking Starbucks, watch out if you're a woman. You might just get pregnant by drinking Starbucks. Because they've got some pretty potent semen in their drinks. And you will go home and tell your husband that you're pregnant and he'll say, 'But we haven't had sexual intercourse in years! Where did you get pregnant? Is it an immaculate conception?' NO! It was one of Starbucks' lattes that impregnated you! Me? I'm James David Manning, everybody. I'm the lord's servant." - From the final moments of today's YouTube rant.

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