WARNING: Leftists Are Planning To Export Sodomy To All Planets In The Universe

"We find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won't be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds -- to the entire universe! I think it's time for us Christians to flip open our communicators. Beam me up Scotty. It's like Satan, a rabid dog, sunk his fangs deep into the donkey flesh of our nation's government. And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations. What can be done? Humans die from rabies unless they are given the vaccine before the symptoms appear. Paul the apostle points out in his letter to Roman Christians that you can tell when a nation has become a walking corpse when it has endorsed perverted sex. Is it too late for America to take the vaccine?" - Former Maine Family Policy Council head Mike Heath, writing for Barbwire.

RELATED: Right Wing Watch reminds us that Heath's former group was kicked out of Maine's anti-gay coalition for his deranged claims that gay marriage will lead to crop failure, among other batshittery. Last week Heath tagged along with Porno Pete for their hilariously unattended "press conference" in protest of IML.