Pat Robertson: Obergefell Legalizes Love Affairs Between Men And Animals

Also polygamy and pedophilia!

Glenn Beck & David Barton: SCOTUS Ruling For Same-Sex Marriage Will Legalize Pedophilia And Outlaw The Bible

WARNING: Leftists Are Planning To Export Sodomy To All Planets In The Universe

"We find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won't be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds -- to the entire universe! I think it's time for us Christians to flip open our communicators. Beam me up Scotty. It's like Satan, a rabid dog, sunk his fangs deep into the donkey flesh of our nation's government. And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations. What can be done? Humans die from rabies unless they are given the vaccine before the symptoms appear. Paul the apostle points out in his letter to Roman Christians that you can tell when a nation has become a walking corpse when it has endorsed perverted sex. Is it too late for America to take the vaccine?" - Former Maine Family Policy Council head Mike Heath, writing for Barbwire.

RELATED: Right Wing Watch reminds us that Heath's former group was kicked out of Maine's anti-gay coalition for his deranged claims that gay marriage will lead to crop failure, among other batshittery. Last week Heath tagged along with Porno Pete for their hilariously unattended "press conference" in protest of IML.

Rick Wiles: God Will Destroy Earth With Fireball From Space Because SCOTUS

Harlem Hate Pastor: Jesus Said "I Stoned Those Fags At Sodom And Gomorrah"

Unintentionally funny, as usual. Start at 2:45.

Huckabee: Gay Activists Are Like Nazis

Victoria Jackson Updates Her "Smash Hit"

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As a follow up to the smash hit, "There's a Communist Living in the White House," we have had 7 years to accumulate more information about the mysterious man who was voted into office by the uninformed masses, the deceived and those voters living off of the government who simply want "free stuff". TV commentators keep asking, "Why is Obama releasing dangerous terrorists?" and "Why won't he call it what it is?" Maybe because he is one of them. Maybe he is our enemy. Maybe Obama is a Muslim Jihadist. What's the difference between a Muslim and a Jihadist? If you follow Mohammed, you follow Mohammed.

Trump: I Scared Romney Out Of The Race

Harlem Hate Church To Hold Manhattan March Against "Sodomite Cannibals"

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning today announced that his church will soon march against "sodomite cannibals" in Manhattan because the gays are planning to become Night Of The Living Dead homo-zombies.

Manning: "God Almighty has given me the revelation that soon, after the court announces that they are to be protected by the Constitution to be sodomites, they're gonna also start cannibalism. Every sodomite, every lesbo, every homo, every fag, every transvestite, every LBGT person - by the year 2016 - will have participated in some sort of cannibalism. Because they are demon-possessed. And they will do it with a smile on their faces. In fact, they will be scourging through and rummaging through the hospital waste looking for human waste. A number of people are going to go missing and only their bones will show up."

(Tipped by JMG reader John)

Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: It's Absolutely True That Starbucks Laces Their Lattes With Sodomite Semen

"This is not a quietly kept secret, but Starbucks really has discovered that sodomites love the taste of semen in their lattes. And Dracula loves to drink blood. I'm mean, this has been going since child sacrifices have been happening. There are people who love to drink semen and who love to drink blood, and so many of the people that attend Starbucks, you know, are there for the purpose of a partner-less sexual oral experience! Nine dollars! That's cheaper than a 42nd Street streetwalker! For nine dollars at Starbucks you can have an oral sex semen-laced latte and have the same kind of pleasures if you like drinking that kind of stuff. I think that parents and church members and others that walk past Starbucks and see people with such delights on their faces and cups up to their lips, they need to know what's going on. People are saying that I'm off my rocker by suggesting that Starbucks has found a way to have sex in public for nine dollars a hit. And they're trying everything to smear me. No! It is true! It is absolutely true about Starbucks and semen in their lattes." - Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning, doubling down on his claim that Starbucks laces its lattes with "sodomite semen." Also: Coco-Cola has a formula for synthetic cocaine that South American drug lords are desperate to get their hands on.

UPDATE: YouTube satirist Adam Reakes has animated Manning's original claims about Starbucks. You'll like this.

Harlem Hate Pastor: Starbucks' Lattes Are "Flavored Up" With Semen Of Sodomites

"The semen flavors up the latte and makes you think you are having a good time drinking it!" Also, something about drinking the blood of innocent babies. Remember - this is the guy who hosts Porno Pete on his show.

Harlem Hate Pastor: My Prophecy That Putin Would Out Obama Has Come True

This one might even be crazier than last week's "you'll get ebola at Starbucks" rant. The last minute is something else.

Judicial Legitimate Rape

Harlem Hate Pastor: You Will Get Ebola If You Visit Starbucks Because Sodomites

(Tipped by JMG reader John)

Eugene Delgaudio: Gays Want To Make It Legal To Rape And Murder Young Boys

"My health is suffering under the strain of fighting the radical Homosexual Lobby with limited help. I can't eat, I can't sleep and I am sick with worry. Many nights I stay up and worry -- worry about my family, worry about Public Advocate's future, worry about the future of the American Family and morality. I'm expected to expand programs to stop liberals in Congress from allowing homosexuals to run rampant over our country. These people admit that they want to molest our children. They admit that they want special rights that no American has. They admit that they want to infiltrate and weaken our military's moral fiber. They admit that they want complete control over the national law enforcement apparatus. They admit that they're deviants. And just as Jesus showed us by example and could not have stood back and done nothing at the Temple, I couldn't stand back and do nothing in the face of the growing power of the radical Homosexual Agenda. I won't allow my children to grow up in a nation where police are forced by gay 'rights' laws to allow sexual predators like 'Uncle Ed' Savitz and Jeffrey Dahmer to rape and murder young boys in the streets. And I won't stand by while pro-homosexual school teachers expose our children to 'gay filth and call it AIDS education." - Hate group leader and Virginia elected official Eugene Delgaudio, in today's money beg. He is awaiting your call.

Brian Brown Fears Self-Marriage

Today's ridiculous fuckweaslry has spawned the mocking #WhenIMarryMyself hashtag.

More From Dr. Bryan Fischer, Virologist

Damn those apes and their poppers!

AFA: America Is Christian Because Bacon

"You want one single item of proof that America is a Christian nation and not a Jewish nation and not an Islamic nation? One single bit of proof is all you need: we freely allow restaurants and grocery stores to sell and to serve bacon. That can only happen in a Christian country. So the sheer fact that we freely allow the sale and consumption of bacon is absolute proof that we are, in fact, a Christian nation." - American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer, speaking on his radio show.

American Family Association: God Will Use The Pagan Army Of ISIS To Punish America For Gay Debauchery

Barber: Gay Marriage Is The "Gateway Drug" To Christians Being Beheaded