Pope Palpatine: Atheism Is The Cause Of Global Warming, Environmental Rape

According to Ill Papa's general address last week, atheism is at the root of the world's environmental ills.

"Is it not true that inconsiderate use of creation begins where God is marginalized or also where his existence is denied? If the human creature's relationship with the Creator weakens, matter is reduced to egoistic possession, man becomes the 'final authority,' and the objective of existence is reduced to a feverish race to possess the most possible."

Pam Spaulding points us to this perfect response from the president of the National Secular Society:

"This is rich coming from the leader of an organisation that has plundered the world to enrich itself. As he sits in his golden palaces, surrounded by unimaginable luxury and material wealth, he lectures the rest of us about restraint and greed. We have nothing to learn about environmentalism from this hypocrite."

The Dark Lord closed by encouraging the attendees of a United Nations summit on the environment to "develop that covenant between human beings and the environment, which should mirror the creative love of God."