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God's Annual Message To Pat Robertson: Sorry, Nothing Specific. BTW, Gays Suck!

God's annual New Year's message to Pat Robertson is in. But this time Sky Santa had "nothing specific" to reveal. Oh, except that gays are perverted abominations.
Robertson said God won't bless an America that institutionalizes homosexual rights and abortion while prohibiting prayer and Bible reading in public schools. "How can we pray for his blessing when we have that going on?" he wondered. "When we have courts that have ruled repeatedly against him, when we have the Bible taken from schools, where we have prayer taken from children?"
In 2006 God told Robertson that millions of Americans would die an a terrorist attack "in the second half of 2007."

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