Pat Robertson: Gays Could Totally Become Straight If They Would Just Butch Up

Pat Robertson: Why Doesn't God Just Kill The Supreme Court Justices?

Robertson: Obama Should Listen To His "Fellow Africans" And Ban Homosexuality

I Bind You, Nancy

The first question Pat Robertson fields from an alleged viewer today involves the proper way to cast out a demon who keeps coming back and coming back.  Somehow Robertson doesn't mention Trump by name.

Pat Robertson: Watching Porn Totally Gives Demons Permission To Possess You

A Special Message From Pat Robertson

(Via Christian Nightmares)

Pat Robertson: Gay Men Want Your Kids

The viewer who submitted the above question didn't say how old her son is, just that he lives with her. But that instantly makes the other man a pedophile according to loony tunes Pat Robertson.

Pat Robertson: Exorcism Totally Works

But just don't SING to those demons.

Marco Rubio On 700 Club: Anti-Catholic Hate Speech Laws Are Coming

Pat Robertson raves: "The Hispanic vote is going to be enormous....Rubio could be the Democrats' nightmare."

Robertson: You Can Forgive Your Husband For Cheating With Another Man

After that question Robertson tells a viewer that people on Social Security must still tithe. And then he closes with a rant about lesbians. "There so much lesbian stuff! Lesbian this, lesbian the other. So much homosexual...the media is pushing this as hard as they can possibly push it. I don't know what to do!"

Pat Robertson: Totalitarian Gays & Hillary Clinton Want To Destroy Freedom

Pat Robertson Continues Anal Obsession

Pat Robertson: Gays Will Force You To Like Anal Sex, Oral Sex, And Bestiality

Pat Robertson Has The RFRA Sadz

“They’re not liberal, they’re totalitarian dictators!"

Pat Robertson Gives Up On Gay Marriage

"Marriage is between a man and a woman and they’ve now brought cases to the Supreme Court saying, well, the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional and so forth. So what should you do? You better get on your knees and pray and let the Lord take care of it because there isn’t a whole lot else you can do."

Pat Robertson: It Would Be Wonderful If Ronald Reagan Would Rise From The Dead

Pat Robertson: Public Accommodation Laws Are Destroying American Morality

Pat Robertson: Christians Should Treat Gay Children Like They Are Drug Addicts

Pat Robertson: I Instantly Faith-Healed My Dog By The Laying On Of Hands

Robertson notes that he doesn't pray for cats. Hang around for the second question where Robertson says that it's OK for ISIS to destroy "heathen idols."

Pat Robertson To Parents: Do Not Attend Your Child's Same-Sex Wedding