Coulter Vomits Up Another DADT Column

"Maybe we could have an all-gay service! They'd be allowed to wear camouflage neckerchiefs (a la Paul Lynde) and camo capri pants. To avoid any sexual harassment claims, they'd have to have their own barrack, which we could outfit with a dance club, a cosmo bar and a counseling center called 'The Awkward Place.' Their band would mostly play show tunes, and soldiers captured by the enemy would be taught to reveal only their name, rank and seasonal color analysis ('I am Private First Class Jeffrey Smith, and I'm a 'winter.'') They wouldn't be allowed in combat, however, for the same reason women aren't – it takes them too long to get ready." - GOProud's BFF Ann Coulter, writing for World Net Daily.