Donald Trump: Obama Wouldn't Take My $5M Which Proves He Was Born In Kenya

“For President Obama not to accept five million dollars (or much more) for his favorite charity can only mean one thing – the records are very bad.  Obviously he wasn’t born in this country or, if he was, he said he wasn’t in order to receive financial aid and in order to have a clear and very easy path into a college or university.  Only a very stupid person would believe otherwise. There can be no other reason that so much money would not be so easily and routinely collected for charity." - Donald Trump, writing on his Facebook page.

Quote Of The Day - Jerry Falwell Jr.

"Donald Trump has publicly expressed his support for our university’s mission to preserve the founding values of our nation. In the wake of the greatest expansion of government since FDR, Mr. Trump stepped right into the bull’s-eye and used his platform to fight for the preservation of capitalism, the free market, and limited government. He did numerous speeches, called out the president and congress by name, and was willing to say publicly what many conservatives were only saying privately.

"Trump is one of the nation‘s foremost proponent’s of fiscal conservatism, a value upon which this university, and our Schools of Law, Business, and Government, are staunchly committed, and have always been committed. A proponent of these values is a friend of Liberty University." - Jerry Falwell Jr, announcing that Trump will speak at his school. Presumably Trump won't mention being thrice-married.

Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 30

If Minnesota doesn't ban marriage, it will end up exactly like Canada. Horrors!

Slaggie: I Welcome Obama's Truthfulness

"On the one hand, morally this is good because lying to the American people is always wrong. President Obama has come clean that he is for gay marriage. Politically, we welcome this. We think it’s a huge mistake. President Obama is choosing the money over the voters the day after 61 percent of North Carolinians in a key swing state demonstrated they oppose gay marriage. We now have clear choice between Romney and Obama, and we look forward to demonstrating in November that it’s a bad idea for a national candidate to support gay marriage. Marriage is a winning issue for the GOP." - Maggie Gallagher, quoted by Buzzfeed.

Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 18

Gay people don't deserve marriage because some gay men aren't monogamous. Which would also mean no marriage for much of the world.

Donald Trump: I'm A Huge Dick

Details.

Stop Oppressing Ratty Hairpiece Woman!

"I found it fascinating to read the announcement yesterday that I had been included in a list of 36 dangerous radicals who should be banned from national television and print outlets. That’s definitely a first. But rather than feeling the shame it was intended to create, I guess I’m feeling rather honored to be included alongside the likes of Focus on the Family President Jim Daly; Prison Fellowship’s Chuck Colson and the head of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, Albert Mohler. All of whom are compassionate, biblically minded leaders who unabashedly proclaim the redemptive truth that we’ve all fallen short of God’s plan for humanity and that we are all equally in need of a Savior." - Focus On The Family spokeshrew Candi Cushman, who is so not bothered by GLAAD's list, she wrote 2000 words about it.

NOTE: In Cushman's linked article, she quotes several lines that rotten anonymous meanies have posted to her Facebook page. That's SO terrible, you guys! That's WAY worse than organizing national annual campaigns to encourage and make legal the daily bullying and beating of gay kids in public schools.

Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 11

I hear her talking but I can't stop looking at that terrible terrible wig.

Doctors Can't Be Trusted, They Love Gays

"I know we all want to believe what is told to us by folks in the white lab coats, and much of the time we can. But when it comes to issues dealing with lifespan and sexuality, mainstream medicine is falling under the spell of leftwing politics. Doctors can be politically correct to the detriment of patient care. [snip] This is why there are splinter professional groups being formed, well-respected physicians who cannot support these harmful practices in good conscience. For instance the group NARTH, National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality, was formed some years back to counteract the increasingly politically motivated decisions of groups like the American Psychiatric Association. The APA removed homosexuality from its list of disorders in 1973 based on pressure from disruptive and vicious homosexuals and not because of some new scientific breakthrough." - Linda Harvey, head of the Mission America hate group. (Via Right Wing Watch)

Today's Dumbass Lie From Trump

Clearly he thinks he's the only one with a Google Machine.

Bishop Eddie Long Quits

Atlanta's Bishop Eddie Long and his hilarious wig are "taking a little time off" from the 25,000-member prosperity gospel megachurch he founded. With his wife's recent divorce filing, Long will have to console himself with his enormous mansion, his Bentley, and his private jet. Well, that and all those hot boys.

Donald Trump: I May Still Run

It's too late to get on most of the GOP primary ballots, but Donald Trump says he may just run as an independent.

"If they pick somebody who I think can't win and if they pick somebody who is, in my opinion, the wrong person … and if the economy continues to be bad, I might run as an independent," he told USA TODAY. He also says he has the money to do it on his own. Included his new book, Time to Get Tough Making America #1 Again, are the financial disclosure forms that Trump would have filed if he had decided to run for president this year. Soo how much is he worth? More than $7 billion, the forms show.

Trump says he wouldn't ask for campaign donations.

More Anti-Gay Hate From Shrill Washed-Up Former SNL Thing Victoria Jackson

Slaggie Gilamonster: How To Demonize Gays Over The Thanksgiving Table

(Tipped by JMG reader Christopher)

The Bad Hair Grad Photo Meme

Yesterday Dan Savage posted the above left photo from 1982, saying, "Who am I to criticize anybody's style?" At least Dan's hair appears to be low maintenance. Accomplishing my 1977 feathered swoop required at least thirty minutes with a blow dryer and a round brush. Not to mention enough Aqua Net to eat a sizable ozone hole over Central Florida.

RELATED: Check out Bilerico's Bill "Bon Jovi" Browning.

Quote Of The Day - Sally Kern

"To me what is hateful is when those people who say ‘you’re born this way, there’s no hope in change, you’re stuck in this, deal with it,’ that is hate. There’s no hope in that. We’re losing our freedom of conscience. And if the homosexuals get what they want, and as you said it’s not just homosexuality, its immorality or adultery, all of that, but in my opinion the homosexual movement is the tip of the spear. They’re the ones who right now are beating down the door, have their foot in the door, trying to tear down the moral fiber of America. We have to stand up to that. The reason it’s the tip of the spear you don’t see ‘Adulterers Victory Fund’ out there trying to promote adultery. God’s people got to stand up to this." - Oklahoma GOP state Rep. Sally Kern, promoting her new book on AFA Radio.

Trump: Weiner Is A Psycho

Trump Speaks To Florida Teabaggers

Trump told the audience that Obama couldn't have written both of his books because they were so different. "The difference was like chicken salad and chicken shit."

Trump: Gays Deserve No Rights At All

We already knew Donald Trump opposes same-sex marriage, but now we learn just how far his animus towards gay people extends.

After indicating to the Des Moines Register that he will compete in next year's Iowa caucus should he decide to seek office, Trump was questioned on his stance concerning same sex marriages. "They should not be able to marry," the Celebrity Apprentice star asserted. Trump also admitted that he hasn't developed a "fully formed" opinion on extending medical and civil benefits to gay couples, but he added: "As of this moment, I would say no and no." The TV personality has suggested that he will announce his final decision on whether to launch a presidential bid in the coming months.

GOProud will be so pleased.

Coulter Vomits Up Another DADT Column

"Maybe we could have an all-gay service! They'd be allowed to wear camouflage neckerchiefs (a la Paul Lynde) and camo capri pants. To avoid any sexual harassment claims, they'd have to have their own barrack, which we could outfit with a dance club, a cosmo bar and a counseling center called 'The Awkward Place.' Their band would mostly play show tunes, and soldiers captured by the enemy would be taught to reveal only their name, rank and seasonal color analysis ('I am Private First Class Jeffrey Smith, and I'm a 'winter.'') They wouldn't be allowed in combat, however, for the same reason women aren't – it takes them too long to get ready." - GOProud's BFF Ann Coulter, writing for World Net Daily.