Main | Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Now On Sale For $49.99

The sales pitch:
You give up things when you fly a Cross Spangled Banner. Things like atheism, sin, and corrupt politics. As Christians, America is our responsibility second only to the Lord. And America has forgotten God. This Christian flag of the United States is designed to do away with an arbitrary element: the star, which is proudly used, too, on the flags of China, North Korea, Vietnam, Pakistan, Somalia, Bosnia and, sadly, more like these. What better way for us to bless the very nation we have built with the one universal symbol of His virtue?

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