Get The Aricept

Friday - Attempted to walk through the subway turnstyle without swiping my entry card, resulting in an embarassingly public pubic injury to the groinal region.

Saturday- Walked into a pizza parlor on the UES with three friends. Ordered pizza, paid for pizza, then walked home without pizza or friends.*

Sunday - Bought and lost two umbrellas.

Monday - Got angry with ATM machine for refusing to accept my insurance card.

And this morning I picked up my garbage, locked my front door, walked right past the cans at the front of my building, and carried my garbage three blocks to the subway. Kids, it's time for Paw-Paw to start on the Aricept.

*possibly due to alcohol.**
**probably due to alcohol.