Is Your Betty Ready?

You may recall me blogging about the Philips Bodygroom, the self-proclaimed first-ever trimmer for "down there" that promised men that reducing their amount of pubic hair would give them an "extra optical inch". Now comes Betty, the first-ever dye specifically for "the hair down there." Betty comes in five colors, including hot pink. You can also buy a "My Betty Is Ready" t-shirt, available in men's sizes L, XL. Sorry, but I'm not ready to see a XL pink Betty. Just totally not.