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Mind The Gap

Monday, 11pm, The Townhouse

Bartender: I told him no way, cuz he's like half my age, right? And he goes, "But I have a really big cock!" I was like, "Honey, unless it's big enough to bend time, it ain't happening."

I hear you, my brother.

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