Morning View - Central Park East

OK, so there's no such place as "Central Park East", I don't think, but it seems like an appropriate name for this view across Conservatory Water, where adult screwballs entertain kids with their tiny remote-controlled motorized yachts. I fondly recall the time some guy (who was all hopped up on goofballs or some shit) leaped into the water and started smashing the boats with a whiffle-ball bat while shouting "Remember Pearl Harbor!" It was a good show. The little kiosk is Central Park Sailboat, where Jeff and I recently enjoyed a tepid $8 plastic cup of Budweiser. Behind the trees, the building on the far right is 927 Fifth Avenue, home to Mary Tyler Moore and the most famous non-human New Yorker, Pale Male, who, unlike Ms. Moore, still appears in movies.