Upper East Side, 1st & 71st, 8:30am
A woman is walking her dog in front of an under-construction high-rise. A cement truck is waiting to back into the site.
Construction Guy: Excuse me, miss! Can you please use the other sidewalk?
Woman (pointing at dog): When he is done making HIS shit, you can go back to making YOURS.
I was more startled by the polite construction worker than by the woman's response.