Murder, He Blogged

Birthday Party, Upper West Side, Monday, 8PM

Momentarily abandoned by the two people at the party that I know well, I am engaged in conversation by a yellow Crocs-wearing, pop-collared, fauxhawked angertwink:

Angertwink: So, Rob said you are a writer?

JMG: Depends on your definition. I have a blog.

AT: A what? A blog? Wait, is that on the internet?

JMG: What, you seriously don't know about blogs?

AT: Um, I don't know, I guess I do. Like, name one.

JMG: Well, I guess one of the most famous ones is Andrew Sullivan's...

AT: Andrew.... who? Oh, right! That guy who killed Gianni Versace!
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