Hairpiece Prayer Watch

Washington DC, Sunday afternoon

For unknown reasons, Chuck Norris' exercise infomercial is playing on the TV in our hotel room.

Jerry: Ugh, I can't believe I used to think he was hot.
JMG: I don't think I ever did, but especially not now that he's a right-wing nutjob. He writes a column on some Christianist website. It's mostly about Jeebus. And kung-fu.
Ken: Well, he needs to ask Jeebus for a better wig.