Coulter: I Want A Fatwa!

Ann Coulter wishes she had an Islamic death sentence. Speaking to British Esquire, Coulter said, "I want a fatwa. I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?"

While I am loathe to agree with anything Coulter says and I'm sure she would only use her fatwa to further elevate her loathesome visibility, I don't think I'd mind if some Sharia justice were visited on her. I'm terrible.