Open Thread Thursday

It's a given that Larry Craig / restroom stalls will be the #1 topical costume this Halloween. What else will be big? Bald Britney? Crying Chris Crocker? Miss Teen South Carolina? What will you be this year? I'm thinking: Charles Nelson Reilly. Gotta find the right ascot.

Here's some tips on your Larry Craig costume, via The Hill:

•Sport a large sign that reads “NOT GAY”
•Carry a roll of toilet paper and keep a square taped to your shoe
•Construct a bathroom stall around you, held up by suspenders (much like a kissing booth)
•Carry a boarding pass, Minneapolis to Washington
•Attach a knife handle to your back, identified by the letters “GOP”
•Wear tap shoes
•Cling to a giant Senate seal (you can occasionally mention that you’re about to let go, but then don’t)
•Show up with a friend wearing a police badge around his neck.