Cognitive Dissonance

Dugout, Sunday, 7pm

Guy 1: So when I didn't hear from him, I logged back into Manhunt under a fake name and picture and chatted him up, pretending to be 25 years old.

Guy 2: And he invited the fake-you over to fuck.

Guy 1: Totally! He did! Why am I the only real person on Manhunt?
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