National Go Topless Day: August 23rd

I was handed a flyer for National Go Topless Day as I was leaving Central Park over the weekend. Organizers hope to draw attention to public nudity laws that allow moobs but not boobs. The flyers were being handed out by a cute young chick, but the presence of a sign-carrying Raëlian nearby should have tipped me that those very gay-friendly but otherwise wacky cultists were behind this. But as "we are descended from sexy aliens" cults go, the Raëlians seem fairly harmless. I think we should get a giant posse of bears to come out and support the public boobage movement. Moobs + boobs = party time.