Abba, Have Mercy

Today's "Free Republic Prayer For America":

We ask You to protect and Bless John McCain, Sarah Palin and their families. There are people who want to destroy them because they don't want them to win this election. There are many evil men and women in our government and they want to steal this election for Barack Obama. Lord, You know what will happen if he becomes our President. We ask You to please, don't let Obama and Biden steal this election, and instead of the Democrats winning more seats in Congress, let them lose big across the entire country. You know how much voter fraud exists. We know there is a lot of it, but we are powerless to do anything about it. Abba, have mercy on us and defeat the Democrats so bad that they will be embarrassed before the world. Open the eyes of Americans and let them see what and who Obama and the Democrats are. Pure evil. Father, thank You for hearing our prayers, and thank You for Your mercy. We ask You to act on them with Your favor, according to Your Word and Your Will, in the Blessed Name of Jesus. Amen!

"Abba" is the Aramaic word for "father", but they'd have just as much luck praying to Benny and Bjorn.