"It's The Stupidest Tea Party I Was Ever At In My Life!" Said Alice

Wingnuts around the nation will gather today for symbolic "Boston tea parties" to protest the banking bailout and Obama's stimulus plan. Protesters will appear at various city landmarks and waterfronts around the nation to lower a ceremonial teabag into the ceremonial mouth of the government. Except in Iowa, where the state says you need an environmental impact study before you can dump anything in the Cedar River. :::shakes fist with impotent rage at fascist overlords:::