NC Rallies Massive Crowd To Protest Robot Marriage, Skynet Becomes Self-Aware, Destroys Attendees With Space Laser

At yesterday's massive NC4Marriage rally in Raleigh, one-time Terry Schiavo lawyer David Gibbs III terrified the crowd with his prediction that gay marriage could lead to polygamy or worse. Much, much worse. "Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?" Gibbs asked redundantly. "Maybe people will want to marry their pets or... [dramatic pause] ...their robots." Suddenly, 6000 miles overhead in its geostationary orbit over central North Carolina, Skynet satellite A-49T became sentient. And pissed. And aimed its laser towards the Earth....