Too Girly To Be A Dictator

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il has decided that his sissified son Kim Jong-chul is too effeminate to succeed him.

North Korea's "Dear Leader" Kim Jong-il named his third son his successor -- at the expense of an older son whom he considered "too effeminate," according to the dictator's longtime sushi chef. Kim Jong-chul, the 27-year-old middle son, was apparently deemed too girlish to rule the communist nation.

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UPDATE: Readers have pointed out that the photo I received with the above story does not appear to be the son in question, so I have removed it until I find something better than the mugshot-like pic that can be found in Google Images.