Today In Crazy People

"Despite the impending catastrophes, the vast majority of Americans are ignoring the warning signs and the desperate need for this nation to return to God. In Washington D. C., the city council is pressing into the demands of corrupt city politicians who are determined to force homosexual marriages on the nation's capitol. Washington D. C. is also suffering its worst winter storms in the city's history." - Ex-gay multiple felon James Hartline, who blames both an offshore northern California earthquake and today's DC blizzard on gay marriage.