Tweet Of The Day II - James Hartline

Tweet Of The Day - James Hartline

"Ex-gay" whackadoodle and multiple felon James Hartline is claiming credit for this week's shuttering of the San Diego Gay & Lesbian Times. Of course, the paper's closure had absolutely nothing to do with James Hartline, but facts and lying matter little to San Diego's "leading warrior for Christ" (his self-awarded title.) We're still waiting on Hartline's promised Broadway musical The Chronicles Of Sodom, BTW.

"Ex-Gay" Nutter James Hartline Speaks To Iranian Christian TV Network

In this clip titled Dark Past & Homosexuality, San Diego's "ex-gay" loon James Hartline tells Farsi-language Mohabat TV about how his mean mother turned him into a drug-addicted multiple-felon homosexual. Complete with sepia-tinged dramatic reenactments! Any Farsi speakers care to translate?

Tweet Of The Day - James Hartline

Oh noes! Hundreds of penguins have dropped dead in shock over Argentina legalizing gay marriage! (You didn't think he'd stop with the anti-gay killer bees, did you?)

Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

James Hartline has been anointed by God to end gay pride in San Diego. That there's a pretty specific assignment! You go, Lady James!

Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

According to "ex-gay" loon James Hartline, God has sent a swarm of bees to punish San Diego for gay pride! Tornadoes, volcanoes, earthquakes and now, KILLER BEES. Thanks for keeping it fresh, Miss Hartline!

Tweet Of The Day - James Hartline

"Ex-gay" mental patient James Hartline is calling on his "followers" to join him in a 24-hour fast today so that Jeebus will prevent the San Diego City Council from issuing its annual gay pride proclamation.

"Ex-Gay" James Hartline Has The Answer

So who's crazier? "Ex-gay" James Hartline or "ex-gay" Adam Hood? Tough call, I know! Hey, remember that totally not crazy "ex-gay" guy? Trick question!

HomoQuotable - James Hartline

"Iceland didn't get the memo from God: After recently being struck with a catastrophic volcano that threatens to destroy their nation, Iceland has pressed forward with their governmental rebellion against God's commandments. Voting 49-0, Iceland has voted to legalize same-sex marriages under the reign of their satanic prime minister, open lesbian Social Democrat Johanna Sigurdardottir.

"In recent months the entire continent of Europe was traumatized and shut down by the massive volcanic eruption in Iceland. Three weeks ago, scientist began warning of an impending 2nd eruption from another volcano on the island nation. Yet, the government bureaucrats in Iceland press on in their rebellion against God. 'We don't care if we destroy ourselves! We will have our sins and we will have our destruction! Who cares if we have tomorrow!'" - "Ex-gay" activist James Hartline, writing his on inadvertently hilarious blog.

Hartline, who says he is a prophet to whom God regularly reveals upcoming events, plans to turn his play The Chronicles Of Sodom into a "big stage production."

The Hilarious Tweets Of James Hartline

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"Despite the impending catastrophes, the vast majority of Americans are ignoring the warning signs and the desperate need for this nation to return to God. In Washington D. C., the city council is pressing into the demands of corrupt city politicians who are determined to force homosexual marriages on the nation's capitol. Washington D. C. is also suffering its worst winter storms in the city's history." - Ex-gay multiple felon James Hartline, who blames both an offshore northern California earthquake and today's DC blizzard on gay marriage.

HomoQuotable - James Hartline

"Many years ago, the Lord ordained me to enter into a prophetic battle to destroy the demonic works of Satan in San Diego as a preparatory phase for a major move of God that would begin in this city. For ten years I have stayed that course and never abandoned my assignment. Through dreams and visions, God has granted me deep understanding of His word and how to use His eternal scriptures as weapons of warfare for the fulfilling of His commission for my life.

"As a result of applying what the Holy Spirit has taught me, I have seen an enormous number of the devil's primary strongholds in San Diego shut down. The Lord is now intensifying the dismantling of those dark places where God has instructed me over the past decade to intercede against the enemy. Over the next few days, you will see extraordinary manifestations of the hand of God in San Diego." - "Ex-gay" prophet and multiple felon James Hartline, who says he prayed God into burning down down the Deja Vu titty bar and that more Holy Arson is coming!

The Hilarious Tweets Of James Hartline

For pure entertainment value, I follow the Twitter account of James Hartline, the "ex-gay" multiple felon who crusades against everything gay in San Diego. Here's a few gems from recent days.

-"It is a proven fact that marijuana reduces learning ability. Isn't that why most atheists are pot smokers? They can't see God thru the haze."
-"California let gay activists & socialists run the state government. Results: new $68 billion state debt & 98,798 residents fled state in '08."
-"I've never publicly released the vast majority of the prophetic dreams that God has given me. I've had 3 about Iran I'll soon be revealing."
-"God granted me an assignment to be a prophetic catalyst to reclaim San Diego. 15th porn business shut down on my watch."

It just goes on and on like that.

HomoQuotable - James Hartline

"The game plan of the international homosexual movement and Mayor Daley was to create the physical appearance in Chicago through the Gay Games that would result in selling the international Olympic Committee on the idea that Chicago was ready for a bigger event: the 2016 Olympics. At the time of the Gay Games, former homosexual James Hartline was flown into Chicago with several other prominent Christian activists like nationally-recognized Christian attorney Matt Barber and Dr. John Riggs to make a stand for truth and righteousness in the heart of Chicago's homosexual community during the Gay Games. [snip]

"Because former homosexual James Hartline and the other Christians were willing to risk their lives for the Gospel while the world was glorifying homosexuality in Chicago, the Spirit of the Lord was released upon Chicago's demonic gay agenda in 2006. The Spirit of the Lord began contending with the anti-christ spirit inside the City of Chicago from that day forward. Thus, when President Barack Obama, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley and their armies of gay activist supporters in Boys Town attempt to square the reasons for their failure to garner an Olympic Bid for the Windy City, they had better recount the day that the Wind of the Holy Spirit was emparted into Chicago in 2006." - San Diego-based "ex-gay" activist James Hartline, taking credit for Chicago not getting the 2016 Olympics.

RELATED: In 2007 Hartline announced that God was burning San Diego with wildfires because of Mayor Jerry Sanders' support for same-sex marriage. He fails to note that God has apparently decided to bestow the 2016 Olympics on the city with largest gay Pride parade in the world.

UNRELATED: Ever notice how so many of these "ex-gays" are stunningly, unfuckably ugly? Hartline says he stopped taking it up the ass after becoming a homeless, meth-addicted, ex-con with multiple stretches in prison. Happy and successful people don't become "ex-gay", only losers trying shift the blame do.

James Hartline, Again

Nutjob "ex-gay" activist James Hartline spoke at yesterday's meeting of the San Diego City Council, issuing his annual complaint that the city was recognizing gay Pride.

A group led by James Hartline denounced the celebration and has asked the city council to oppose San Diego Pride, saying it promotes pornography and sin. "I have pictures that I'll be glad to provide for you where we have pictures of women showing completely their breasts," said Hartline. Catcalls came from the council audience, apparently from members of the gay community. A Pride organizer said they are tired of the same old rhetoric. "We see this every year. As a matter of fact, this was less heated than usual," said Phil Princetta of San Diego LGBT Pride. San Diego police had to escort one man out after he yelled at the council for supporting Pride. He was allowed back in and sat silently in prayer as the council unanimously supported the proclamation.

Pride organizers said they try to make sure all participants follow the city's policies on public behavior. "We ourselves make sure that every single contingent in the parade has a copy of that policy and understands that it is not acceptable," said Princetta. Hartline said he doubts it, and said San Diego Pride would die if it wasn't for people behaving badly. "If they took all the pornography out of it, all the loose nudity and all those things, they wouldn't have too many people even showing up to the event," said Hartline. Hartline said the council is entirely too gay-friendly. He also called councilwoman Sherri Lightner a hypocrite because she used to be a Sunday school teacher. If you're not proud of telling them that in your Sunday school class, why are you so glad to do it here?" said Hartline.

You may recall that last year Hartline claimed that the wildfires that devastated the San Diego area were God's punishment for the region having voted against Prop 8.

PhoboQuotable - James Hartline

"God keeps trying to get their attention. They, for their part, are shouting so loud for the acceptance of homosexuality, that they cannot hear the thunderous warnings of God: "Repent! For the judgment comes soon!"

"Each time homosexual activists attempt to force their agenda on California, there have been raging, massive, incinerating fires sweeping across the California landscape.

"Today, people are running for their lives as 800 California homes have burned down and the firestorm is spreading like a nuclear holocaust. Yet, the radical homosexual anarchists rampage upon the streets of this state demanding the destruction of marriage and family, and the establishment of their socialistic dark vision for society.

"You see, the problem is this: God has plans for California in the near days ahead. Thus, these attempts to force an ungodly tyranny on this state are being met blow with blow by God. God is saying, "California shall be a refuge for America when the catastrophes come. California belongs to Me, not the advocates of sexual anarchy."

"The more that homosexual activists press their battle in California, the more there will be great calamaties in this state. Go ahead, challenge the Lord Thy God in this season. For I have heard the voice of the Lord say, "This state belongs to God! It is not the land of degradation and immorality anymore. I shall have My way, for this land, I created. And this land is Mine!" thus saith the Lord." - "Ex-gay" loon James Hartline, who claims to have prayed away his AIDS (but clearly, not his ugly.) Hey, James - I thought the fires were in the part of the state that supported Prop 8?

Boycott Launched Against CA Hotelier

A coalition of marriage equality advocates and a hotel workers union in California are calling for a boycott of Hyatt hotels owned by San Diego tycoon Doug Manchester after he donated $125K in support of Proposition 8, the November ballot measure that would overturn gay marriage.

The group's message Thursday was to urge residents and tourists to stay at other hotels. The boycott call comes at the height of the summer and just one week before the start of the 2008 Gay Pride festivities in San Diego, during which 200,000 attendees are expected to attend, according to festival organizers.

"San Diego is united in its outrage at the Manchester's funding of the initiative to outlaw marriage equality," said Todd Gloria, candidate for San Diego City Council. "I believe that all fair-minded San Diegans should take a stand against discrimination and boycott the Manchester Hyatt."

Brigette Browning, president of San Diego's Hotel Workers Union, also stood in support of the boycott. "We believe it is pure and simple discrimination," she told NBC 7/39. We believe equality for workers is just as important for gay and lesbians." Browning also accused Manchester of discriminating against his gay workers and discriminating against women by "forcing housekeepers to clean more rooms that housekeepers do at other Hyatt hotels."

In response to the union's support, "ex-gay" nutjob James Hartline is asking the 20,000 weekly readers of his newsletter, Conservative Christian News, to begin a tip boycott of union workers.

"Since you have decided to make your line of work a political issue in opposition to our views on homosexuality and marriage than we can no longer support giving your workers extra money," wrote Hartline, who supports the ban, in an e-mail to the president of Unite Here Local 30. "We are much bigger than you and will follow through with this stand," Hartline wrote.

Dan Rottenstreich, spokesman for Unite Here Local 30, said his organization is not worried. "If Mr. Hartline, and Manchester's other allies, seek to organize Christians against fair pay, basic decency and generosity, we wish him good luck," he said. "We will continue to educate the public about Manchester's discrimination against gays and the lack of job security for workers at the Manchester Hyatt."

You may remember Hartline for claiming that last October's fires in Southern California were due to Jeebus being mad about the passage of SB777, the anti-bullying law. Apparently, Jeebus doesn't tip sinners either.

"Ex-Gay": God Is Burning San Diego Because Of Gay Rights

"They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what God says, we will issue our legal brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!" Then Mayor Jerry Sanders mocked the Christian vote and signed off on this rebellious legal document to support same-sex marriage. And then the streets of La Jolla under the Mt. Soledad Cross began to cave in.

They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California.

And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels. How low will we go? Why won't they listen? Why won't they stop their madness?

The Bible says that in the last days, the nations will rebel against God until He can't take it anymore. Was it all worth it? Were the few years of sexual immorality worth the eternal destruction and earthly chaos it brought? How low will we go?" - "Ex-Gay" and Cryptkeeper stand-in James Hartline. Go send James some love.