Limbaugh: Gays Are Bullying Jan Brewer

Limbaugh: The First Lady Has A Fat Ass

"There is Michelle Obama and the $12,000 gown by Carolina Herrera, and the French president Hollande is in the middle, and there's Obama. You'll notice that this dress is bigger than the president of France. Here, let me make one more adjustment here and I'll show you this again. Take a look at that picture. The little guy in the middle is the socialist dictator -- well, not dictator. He's the socialist president of France. On the left, that's not Oprah. Don't confuse that. That's Michelle Obama. I saw a picture of this from the rear. That's why I thought it was Oprah. I did." - Rush Limbaugh, speaking today on his radio show.

RELATED: Limbaugh and the other baggers are also very upset that the Obamas are hosting a lavish state dinner while the president rails against income inequality. In fact, last night's was only the sixth state dinner of Obama's time in the White House.  Overlooked is the inconvenient fact that Ronald Reagan hosted 35 state dinners during his two terms. Bush I threw more than 20 in his single term.

Rush Limbaugh On Michael Sam

"Heterosexuality has no political agenda and there is no agenda attached to it. Heterosexuality does not have activists, but they're under assault. Heterosexuality may be 95, 98 percent of the population -- they're under assault by the 2-5 percent that are homosexual. Why is there a political agenda attached to and driven by homosexuality and there is no corresponding heterosexual agenda? Forget minority versus majority. That's not what I have in mind here, and it's not because a minority must do what it has to do to overcome a majority because that's not the answer. Why is it OK now for a gay man to play football? I thought it was dangerous and leads to concussions, that it was barbaric. I thought that it was too dangerous and leads to Alzheimer's and Parkinson's and early death, suicide, but yet, but yet, here comes the first announced gay guy and 'hey cool, man, go for it!'" - Rush Limbaugh, speaking today on his radio show.

Rush Limbaugh: I Sit On It Every Night

"What do you say to people who say 'you know what, you’re old fashioned, you’re stuck in the past. We can never go back to it, it wasn’t what it was. It’s all fuddy-duddy, and you’re going to have to modernize or society is going to leave you behind?' I love my sofa and I sit on it every night. And it loves me back. If I could marry my sofa I might think about it. I would. And maybe in a few years it could be possible? You never know." - Rush Limbaugh, speaking about marriage equality yesterday on his radio show.

Quote Of The Day - Rush Limbaugh

"I found myself in an elevator with Mrs. Clinton once. It was at a wedding, Brooklyn, doors locked, she hits the stop button. She said, 'Oh Rush, I've wanted to see you for so long, and nobody would believe it. Would you, would you make a real woman out of me?' I said, 'Sure, let's take off our clothes.' So I took mine off, and I pointed and I said, 'Now fold them.'" - Rush Limbaugh, speaking on yesterday's radio show.

Tweet Of The Week - Gov. Chris Christie

UPDATE: Well, crap. It's a parody account.  But still funny!  Speaking of pol parody accounts on Twitter, you might also enjoy El Bloombito, which takes great delight in Mayor Bloomberg's painful attempts at Spanish.

Rush Limbaugh: Obama Is So Through, He Can't Even Fill Up Black Panther Stadium

"When you have the ego Obama has, trust me folks, I know where of which I speak –you’re used to filling auditoriums and you don’t fill them any more—that’s big. It is not new. He has not been filling arenas of 18 or 20,000. Now he can’t fill up this 73,000 Black Panther Stadium. This does not make for a healthy environment and, I’m telling you, when the crowds no longer show up, when you’re no longer drawing crowds, that is a sobering day, that is a tough reality to face." - Rush Limbaugh. (The venue is actually named Carolina Stadium, but Limbaugh can never resist a racist jab.)

Four Times Married Drug Addict Rush Limbaugh Defends Sanctity Of Marriage

"Now Christianity has to be banned, and that’s where this is all headed. All this stuff at Chick-fil-A, the target is Christianity, not Chick-fil-A. The target is freedom of religion. [With] Obama and Obamacare, the target is always freedom. When we’re talking about liberals, the target is always freedom. Dan Cathy, the head honcho of Chick-fil-A, he’s not making a political statement when he talks about the values the company believes in. It gets interpreted that way because the left has politicized gay marriage." - Rush Limbaugh.

RELATED: We're still waiting for Limbaugh to fulfill his 2010 promise to move to Costa Rica should the Affordable Healthcare Act pass. Not incidentally, Costa Rica provides universal health care. While Costa is ranked 50th in per capita health care expenditures, its medical system rates higher than the United States, which spends the most per person.

The "Ex-Gay" Demonic Drag Queen

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After an abusive and tortured childhood, and years of drug addiction and sexual confusion, Trace found fame in the gay community as the demonic drag queen named "COMA". After years of ignoring God, Trace found himself living on the streets and dying from AIDS. Hear the inspiring story of God's relentless pursuit of a drug addicted drag queen.

Why is it that almost every "ex-gay" person we hear about is also a former drug addict and/or alcoholic and/or felon? Could it be that happy, well-adjusted, healthy people in control of their lives don't need to run to Jeebus and blame their gayness as the source of their fucked-up existence? The below story continues on YouTube for an excruciating ten segments.

Tweet Of The Day II - James Hartline

Four Times Married Drug Addict Objects To Overturn Of Proposition 8

Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

James Hartline has been anointed by God to end gay pride in San Diego. That there's a pretty specific assignment! You go, Lady James!

Tweet Of The Day - James Hartline

"Ex-gay" mental patient James Hartline is calling on his "followers" to join him in a 24-hour fast today so that Jeebus will prevent the San Diego City Council from issuing its annual gay pride proclamation.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: Obama Created The Recession As Payback For Racism

More Crazy From Ascot Advocate And "Former" Homosexual Adam Hood

Yesterday's clip by "ex-gay" nutter Adam Hood blew up across the blogosphere within hours of its posting here, so let's get more into his back story. Hood says that when he finally blew his first load into his new wife, "I literally screamed at the top of my lungs, JEEEEEEESSSSSUSSS!!!" You can't make it up, folks.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: Hungry School Kids Should Go Dumpster Diving

Rather than take part in a socialist school lunch program.

When Elton Met Rush

While we're still waiting to hear if Elton John is doing anything worthy with that million dollars he earned singing at Rush Limbaugh's fourth wedding last Saturday, at least we now know what spawned the curious pairing.

Rush Limbaugh and Sir Elton John's relationship started with problems. Heart problems, that is. According to conservative talk radio host Mark Levin, a guest at Limbaugh's wedding last weekend, Limbaugh and John were staying at the same hotel in Hawaii when Limbaugh had his heart attack scare earlier this year. John checked up on Limbaugh to see how he was doing, and from there, a friendship formed. "As Elton John explained it to the 400 or so people there, he and Rush have kept up a fairly regular e-mail exchange," Levin said on his show Tuesday.

Numerous Facebook groups have sprung up calling for Elton to donate his fee to his AIDS foundation. Others merely demand a boycott of Elton's music.

PALM BEACH: Elton John To Perform At Rush Limbaugh's Wedding Today

Sir Elton John, who angered many when he paired with Eminem for a Grammy show duet, is again sleeping with the enemy. Tonight he will perform in Palm Beach at the fourth wedding of Rush Limbaugh.

The conservative firebrand, 59, will exchange vows Saturday in Florida with Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish Hawaiian-themed wedding bash headlined by none-other-than Sir Elton John. It's an odd pairing considering El Rushbo's history of anti-gay commentary on his conservative radio show and the openly gay "Tiny Dancer" singer's longtime commitment to gay rights. The Palm Beach Post reported the British superstar will pocket $1 million for playing the wedding reception at the posh Breakers Hotel. The hotel has reportedly staffed about 50 additional security guards for the event. Limbaugh and Rogers, 33, hosted a rehearsal dinner luau for 400 close friends and family at the hotel Friday night and the wedding will take place at Limbaugh's beachfront mansion at an undisclosed time.

Gossip website Gawker plans to fly a banner plane over the wedding and they've asked readers for suggestions on what the message should say. Mediate reports the leading contenders:

• Love – the ultimate time release drug

• Enjoy your happy life in Costa Rica!

• This union cheapens my gay marriage

• Oxycongratulations for you and yours!

• Glenn Beck approves this marriage

Let's hope Limbaugh's million dollars ends up with the Elton John AIDS Foundation.

Rush Limbaugh: Obama Will End Elections

According to Rush Limbaugh, the next step for our Marxist/communist president is to cancel free elections. Either that, or he's going to grant mass amnesty to undocumented immigrants in order to get their 2012 votes.

Talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh today suggested the existence of U.S. elections is now threatened by a move he expects President Obama to pursue – a mass amnesty for illegal aliens – following the passage of his massive health-care reform plan. "The next big push will be amnesty for ... millions of illegal immigrants who are here," he said on his radio program. "Obama's gonna need their votes in 2012. The Democrats are going to need their votes in every election from now on – if we have elections, and I'm not joking. "The Constitution has just been ripped to shreds, so why is anything safe?" he said. "We need to defeat these bastards. We need to wipe them out. We need to chase them out of town. But we need to do more than that. We need to elect conservatives. If there are Republican primaries, elect conservatives and then defeat the Democrats – every last one of them – and then we start the repeal process."

Limbaugh was speaking from his new studio in Costa Rica, where he promised to move if the health care reform bill passed. Oh, wait.

Rush Limbaugh: If Health Care Reform Passes, I'm Moving To Costa Rica

Zillionaire Rush Limbaugh, who could put a daily heart transplant on his debit card, says he'll leave the United States if health care reform passes.

My guess in even in Canada and even in the UK, doctors have opted out. And once they’ve opted, they can’t see anybody Medicare, Medicaid, or what will become the exchanges. They have to have a clientele of private patients that will pay them a retainer and it’ll be a very small practice. I don’t know if that’s been outlawed in the Senate bill. I don’t know. I’ll just tell you this, if this passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented — I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.

Ah, Costa Rica, where the tropical winds blow as easily as the Oxycontin flows.