Pastor Four-Way

Saying that Facebook facilitates adultery, last week Rev. Cedric Miller of Asbury Park, New Jersey ordered all of the married members of his church's leadership to permanently log-out of the site or step down. That edict made national news and I so wish I'd covered it at the time because it turns out the good reverend has an interesting history in the fucking-other-people department himself.

The Rev. Cedric Miller, 48, copped to his own affair while testifying in a 2003 court case, the Asbury Park Press revealed Saturday. Miller testified that his wife had an affair with a male assistant at his Neptune, N.J., church - often with him present. He said the man's wife was also sometimes present. "I mean between the four of us," Miller said. "It was just, I mean there was touching, there was … it was crazy, it was as wrong as wrong could get. Yes." "Okay, it was sex, correct?" a lawyer asked. "Yes," Miller said.

Miller said the three and four-ways usually took place during "Bible study." Glory! Praise His Name! And hers and his too!