Crazy Eyes Rewrites History

Wonkette suggests you skip forward to 9:00 in the below clip and listen in amazement as Rep. Michele Bachmann does a rewrite on American history. One example:

9:30—Thomas Jefferson would be very interested to find out he plagiarized whole-cloth, without crediting those weirdo pilgrims, some sort of prayer thing from the Mayflower Compact. But it’s her word against his, and he never raised millions of dollars and blanketed the air with teevee ads, so he automatically loses.

More lying rewrites at the link.