Crazy Eyes' Lies Now Have A Bounty

Bioethicists in Minnesota are offering an $11,000 reward if anybody can come up with the girl that Michele Bachmann claims was made mentally retarded by the HPV vaccine.

Steven Miles, a U of M bioethics professor, said that he’ll give $1,000 if the medical records of the woman from Bachmann’s story are released and can be viewed by a medical professional. His offer was upped by his former boss from the University of Minnesota, Art Caplan, who is now director of the University of Pennsylvania Center for Bioethics. Caplan said he would match Miles' challenge and offered $10,000 for proof of the HPV vaccine victim.

We're guessing this prize will go unclaimed.