Just In From Pastor Jazz Hands
"Mitt Romney is a Mormon and Barak Obama is a Muslim or something else-but definitely not a Christian. Romney believes in another Jesus, not the Biblical Jesus. Romney's Jesus is a created being, the spirit brother of Lucifer. Romney thinks he will become a God. Christians consider this evil. Jesus is the second Person of the Godhead -- God eternal. Romney's Jesus is a created being, the spirit brother of Lucifer. Romney is in a cult. Americans don't want someone deceived in the White House. God would be angry with Americans for voting for non-Christians." - Pastor Steve "Jazz Hands" Andrew, in this week's press release.