A Super Prayer For Super Tuesday

God Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, He who knows all that has been and all that will be, somehow isn't yet settled on picking the next president for us. But if enough of you follow the directions of Prophetress Cindy Jacobs and squint and clench and pray SUPER hard for Super Tuesday, then maybe He'll make sure that a true earthly spokesmodel for the Holy Dead Zombie gets into office. But please be brief. God is SUPER busy killing babies and giving people cancer.