They Will Wait And Wait And Wait

From the Family Research Council:

Almost unbelievably, there has been a bounty put out on Tim Tebow’s virginity. There is an organization that says they will pay $1 million to any woman that will come forward and prove that she has had sex with Tim. But there's a powerful and encouraging response happening. Check out this video, and join us in prayer that many will join the We Will Wait movement.

Pointedly, the FRC omits the inconvenient fact that Ashley Madison is actually offering the reward to anybody than can prove having had sex with Tebow. Not "any woman." Anybody. Hello.