Playgirl Wants The Royal Peen

Purely a publicity stunt of course. Granny is worth billions and billions.

"I think what we all started to decide right away was just how much money the offers would go out for him," Playgirl publisher Vincent Stevens tells [E!] exclusively. "There's no way in the world that he would ever consider this but you're talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat." "He's a wild party guy," he says. "He's appealing to a lot of people because, although he's from the royal family, there's sort of this untamed nature to him. I think that's something that's really attractive to our readers and to the general public. He can't be contained by the royal family. He's just a free spirit."

Prince Harry flew back to the UK yesterday, no doubt for a royal reaming.