Playgirl Wants The Royal Peen

Purely a publicity stunt of course. Granny is worth billions and billions.

"I think what we all started to decide right away was just how much money the offers would go out for him," Playgirl publisher Vincent Stevens tells [E!] exclusively. "There's no way in the world that he would ever consider this but you're talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat." "He's a wild party guy," he says. "He's appealing to a lot of people because, although he's from the royal family, there's sort of this untamed nature to him. I think that's something that's really attractive to our readers and to the general public. He can't be contained by the royal family. He's just a free spirit."

Prince Harry flew back to the UK yesterday, no doubt for a royal reaming.

Playgirl Wants Naked Photos Of Anderson

Anderson Cooper better watch his back in his Manhattan gym, because Playgirl's Daniel Nardicio has offered a $10,000 payoff for naked photos.

Just days after someone tried to take Jake Gyllenhaal's picture in the bathroom at a movie premiere, skin mag Playgirl has confirmed to me that they've offered $10,000 to anyone who can get them a naked picture of CNN's Anderson Cooper. I know. Playgirl honcho Daniel Nardicio tells me that Anderson tops their list of 'Top 10 Guys We Want To See Naked,' which will be in their March issue. "He's got this charisma that a lot of our readers are attracted to, plus now he's all muscled, [so] he's not only smart but also hot," Nardicio says. "Both our male and female readers love Anderson."

HomoQuotable - Daniel Nardicio

"I will NEVER let another celeb pose for Playgirl without full-frontal (unless we advertise so). In other words, Kirk will have to do full frontal to do Playgirl. Playgirl made a killing off the Levi shoot, and I got a hefty raise because of it. Some douchebag at AOL Popeater wrote a "piece" where he claims I said we lost money. We paid Levi a small sum to pose, with a rev share for the rest. So our output was minimal and we did VERY well. Anyway, I needed to write this to someone." - Playgirl marketing director Daniel Nardicio, in an email responding to my post about Kirk McCambley.

CougarGate: Kirk Signs With Playgirl?

Manhattan nightlife and sex party promoter Daniel Nardicio is reporting on his Facebook page that Iris Robinson's boytoy, the now 21 years old Kirk McCambley, has signed to do a photo-layout for Playgirl. Nardicio also handled Levi Johnston's hotly awaited, but poorly received photo spread for the title. Since the scandal broke, McCambley has become a minor sensation in the UK, fielding offers from the gay glossy Attitude and becoming the subject of numerous Facebook fan pages, where "Team Kirk" tshirts are now being sold.

To Boldly Go Where Levi Wouldn't

Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D says he'll go the full monty. Brian Moylan at Gawker:

It's DJ Paulie Dick-Hanging-Out! More than a month ago, the guido said he would pose naked for Playgirl and show off his infamously pierced penis. Well, he has a meeting with the magazine this week. We know the interest is there from both parties, now they just have to settle on the figures. Since The Situation has already been a stripper and we know Ronnie will do just about anything, maybe the magazine can get the whole cast (wait are we forgetting about someone?). Oh, and DJ Paulie Dangle, if you disappoint us like Levi Johnston did and don't show the wang, we will personally rip that Prince Albert right out!

Will Daniel Nardicio once again get the horrible task of shepherding a young man through his Playgirl shoot?

If You Care....

...Oh No They Didn't has a full leaked set of Levi Johnston's Playgirl photos. My review: "Eh."

(Tipped by JMG reader Daddy Ray)

Levi Cleans Up Well, Doesn't He?

Levi Johnston's hotly anticipated photo shoot is being teased over at Playgirl.com. The word is that there will not be any full-frontal after all. Congrats to my fellow Key West traveler Josh Koll, who got to lend Levi his stick for the shoot. His hockey stick, you dirty birds. Meanwhile Sarah Palin is huffing that Levi is "too busy making porn" to see her bastard grandchild.