The "Ex-Gays" Need A Theme Song!

From the new "ex-gay" group founded by Christopher Doyle and Moonie Richard "Tennis Racket" Cohen:

Create your own music video! Amateurs or professionals can enter. Video should be 3-5 min. in length. Winner selected based on original song content, appeal and professionalism. Winner debuts their music video LIVE at the First Ex-Gay Pride Month Celebration in Washington, DC. Deadline to submit video July 30. Entry Fee: $30.

Somebody should just set Cohen's hilariously tragic tennis racket therapy to music.