Campaign Ad From Liz Cheney: I'm Totally Seriously Actually From Wyoming

Wonkette snarks:

Liz Cheney has really been in Wyoming since territorial times, because of how she is an immortal bloodsucking monster like Kathy Bates in Coven or William Hurt in Tuck Everlasting. An absence from childhood through 2012 is really just a little weekend out of town for her. Elect her, Wyoming, and she will serve until the Hellmouth under Casper opens and she returns on leathery wings to her family’s other ancestral home. But she’ll always come back for filibusters.