PhoboQuotable - NH Rep. Nancy Elliott

“During the executive session on House Bill 1590 I made a statement concerning the curriculum in the Nashua school system which I believed to be true. Upon inquires from the speaker, I repeated the statement. This statement made in the Judiciary Committee had caused some controversy so I went back to my source for the statement to verify the information that I had received. I found that I could not confirm the accuracy of the information. I am compelled by the fact that the statement cannot be verified that I withdraw the statement I made in committee last Tuesday regarding the Nashua schools." - New Hampshire state Rep. Nancy Elliott, admitting that she's a fucking pig-faced liar who totally made up her ridiculous "fifth graders are being taught to wiggle their penises in each others' excrement" story. But she still doesn't do anal.

New Hampshire House To Consider Marriage Repeal This Wednesday

This Wednesday the New Hampshire House will vote on repealing marriage equality and installing a constitutional ban in its place. Same-sex marriage became legal there on January 1st. The House Judiciary Committee is recommending that both bills be voted down. We know how Rep. Nancy "Excrement" Elliott will vote!

NH Rep. Nancy Elliott Doesn't Do Anal

New Hampshire state Rep. Nancy Elliott wants to repeal same-sex marriage because "we're talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to ME?" According to Elliott, now that same-sex marriage is legal in her state, teachers are being FORCED to show fifth graders how to wriggle their penises around in excrement. Or something.