Douchebag Agrees With Dimwit

This is the same douchebag who said that watching Glee is "like stepping in a puddle of HIV."

Paris Hilton Apologizes

"As anyone close to me knows, I always have been and always will be a huge supporter of the gay community. I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning. I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word. HIV/AIDS can hurt anyone, gay and straight, men and women. It's something I take very seriously and should not have been thrown around in conversation." - Paris Hilton, in a statement issued with GLAAD.

Paris Hilton On Grindr

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Paris For President

Pop Justice calls this the "new World's Worst Song." I'd say that title has been permanently awarded to Starship's We Built This City. Anyway, this is sort of amusing for one listen. Points for rhyming motorcade with Escalade and for the gay marriage shout out. Also for dissing "nukular."

Paris Hilton Takes On "That Wrinkly White-Haired Dude"

And in the process, makes us like her a whole lot more. Seriously funny and totally the way to bite back.

Totally