Satan's Favorite City Wins World Series

UPDATE: JMG reader Kned sends us a photo from the celebration in the Castro.

UPDATE II: Another Kned photo, this time from the Mission.

World Series Bet: Chorus Vs Chorus

From the clip description:

The San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus has no doubt that our SF Giants will handily win their 3rd World Series in 5 years. Should the KC Royals sneak their way to victory, the proud men of SFGMC will offer the following: 1. SFGMC Artistic Director Dr. Tim Seelig will conduct a rehearsal in a Kansas City Royalettes jersey. (He might even wear on of those little crown things that looks like a car air freshener gone wrong). 2. SFGMC will send See’s Chocolates, a San Francisco treat and Chorus sponsor, for the entire Heartland Men's Chorus to enjoy with their victory. 3. SFGMC will provide free 2 tickets and one night hotel accommodations in San Francisco to Heartland Men’s Chorus to use as they wish. 4. SFGMC will make a video singing whichever Kansas City “theme song” you can scrounge up, if there is one, for all your social media gloating. If there isn't one, we’ll sing “I Left My Heart In San Francisco” knowing most of you have. BONUS "BROOMSTICK SWEEP" BET: 5. If the Royals win in 4, SFGMC's Tim Seelig will leave the outgoing voicemail for Heartland Men's Chorus Director Dustin Cates.

Controversy At World Series

There's lot of anger in Beantown today.

The city of Boston and the Red Sox were left frustrated, confused and angry by an unprecedented and wild finish to the game against the St Louis Cardinals on Saturday night. In 109 years, no World Series game has ended with an obstruction call. But this one was decided by the controversial ruling against Boston third baseman Will Middlebrooks. This allowed Cardinals runner Allen Craig to score with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning and lifted St. Louis over Boston 5-4 for a 2-1 edge. Both sets of players and fans were left in shock.

CBS Sports says the ruling was correct.

Westboro To Picket World Series

Westboro Baptist Church will protest at the World Series in St. Louis.

WBC will picket Game 3 of the 2013 World Series to remind this nation that organized sports has given itself wholly over to the fag agenda. The MLB is competing furiously with the NBA and NFL to see who can kiss fag ass the most effectively. Once the domain of so-called masculine men of the patriotic pastime, the facade of traditional morality has fallen off the idolatrous beast that is Major League Baseball. The fans worship these over-paid perverts who think this world exists for their pleasure - WRONG fools, God created this world for His glory. Commissioner Bud Selig is bending over backwards trying to appease the grotesque demands of the same demographic that caused Sodom and Gomorrah to be destroyed by the hand of an angry God.

50,000 beer-drinking sports fans being called "fag enablers"? The cops better keep Westboro really far away from the stadium gates.

SF Giants World Series Victory Parade

Lt. Governor-elect Mayor Gavin Newsom and Brian "The Beard" Wilson go by right at the beginning of this clip.

Riots In SF After Giants Win

Mayhem broke out in parts of San Francisco last night following Giants winning the World Series.

Peeved God Loses Bet With Satan As San Francisco Wins World Series

San Francisco, home of uncountable lost perverted souls, tonight also become home to a World Series championship team for the first time ever. And once again, it was the bearded hottie pitcher on the mound at the end.

Freepers are reacting in predictable fashion.

-"San Francisco will have a GIANT hangover tomorrow. Lower voter turnout!"
-"I hope they stick that trophy in a earthquake proof case. 10.0,10.0,10.0!"
-"Yay! Than Franthisco!!! Go Gianths!!!"

Yankees Win World Series

In 1923, their first season at the "House That Ruth Built," the New York Yankees won the World Series. In 2009, their first season at the "House That Bloomberg Built With Over One Billion Dollars In Tax-Exempt Bonds," the Yankees won the World Series.