Homocon Tweet Of The Day - Matt Drudge

Drag for Halloween. But still in the closet.

Photo Of The Day - Rep. Aaron Schock

This photo of Rep. Aaron Schock (R-IL) at a White House picnic has been flying around the net for the last 24 hours. Rep. Schock would like to remind you that he is totally straight. For realz!

RELATED: Check out Rep. Abs in his bathing suit.

The Bearded Governor

Florida Governor Charlie "Closet" Crist has grown a beard and her name is Kelly. Yesterday they made their relationship known to the St. Petersburg Times, who gushed, "She's blond. She's tan. She's a mother of two, a former beauty queen who auditioned for NBC's Fear Factor by eating a live earthworm and hiding four lizards in her mouth."

During his election campaign Crist was dogged by persistent news stories about his gayness, including one that he'd had an affair with the 21-year old assistant of evil shrew Katherine Harris. Crist, who campaigned on a platform that included opposition to gay marriage, was quoted as saying, "Marriage is a sacred relationship. Like I had, before I got divorced." After he was elected, Crist softened his stance on gay marriage, saying that the state Republican party had better things to spend their money on.

Yesterday, Crist signed a bill moving Florida's election primary to January 29th, leaping ahead of the other traditional early primary states. Both parties have threatened to penalize Florida by removing half of their conventional delegates as Crist's move could force them to dramatically redraw their strategies. Florida's diverse and large population makes it a bellwether primary state and any candidate that did poorly in their new early primary would likely not survive to the next round. The bill also stipulates that all Florida voting machines must now provide a paper record of the votes.

As for Miss Kelly, I'll quote Andy Towle, "We wish her the best with his realness."
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Crist In Crisis

George Hamilton Tanning Classic winner and closet case, Florida Governor Charlie Crist (R), has been hit by a lawsuit claiming that while Florida's attorney general, he ignored a ponzi scheme masterminded by boy-band guru Lou Pearlman (N'Sync, Backstreet Boys), which may have defauded investors of as much as $500 million.

Crist is alleged to have accepted campaign contributions and jet rides from Pearlman while he was supposed to be investigating the case. There's no mention of whether any of those jets happened to contain actual boy-bands. Pearlman is believed to have fled the country for Germany. Suddenly, I'm not so anxious for Crist to come out.

HomoQuotable - Charlie Crist

"I think that the people care about issues like insurance premiums. They care about property taxes. They care about public safety, and I think it's important that not only those of us in government, but the party focus on those issues, too." - Closeted Florida Governor Charlie Crist, saying that the Republican Party shouldn't pursue a statewide ban on gay marriage, despite the party's 2006 contribution of $300,000 to the anti-gay group, Florida4marriage.org. Crist has previously endorsed the amendment. Hmm, I wonder why Charlie has changed his mind.

Wifey's Revenge

Former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey's wife has a book coming out called The Silent Partner. Chapter 1: Rest Stops Of The Jersey Turnpike...
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