Top Three Folsom Quotes

Powerhouse, Friday 1AM

"Hello! My name is Ron. I was hoping to enjoy someone's penis this evening and you appear to have one."

Magnitude, Saturday 3AM

"If you decide to blog about this, can you make my cock bigger?"

Folsom Street Fair, Sunday 3PM

"This is the most twisted group of sick perverts I've ever seen. I want to marry all of them."