Subway Stats
A new sign in the subway today admonishes riders not to run for the train: "75% of passenger injuries are the result of slips and falls!" Injury stats were rounded out by a this graffito: "Stabbings: 1%. Stank: 24%."
A new sign in the subway today admonishes riders not to run for the train: "75% of passenger injuries are the result of slips and falls!" Injury stats were rounded out by a this graffito: "Stabbings: 1%. Stank: 24%."