Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual

Let's start the week out with a self-satisfied snicker, via political troubadour Roy Zimmerman. Wait for the super-clever line around 2:30, I laughed so loud I kicked my speaker plugs out. Seriously, I've been laughing like Mutley all morning. And thanks very much to the faithful reader who sent this in.

UPDATE: Check out Roy Zimmerman's other, equally hysterical songs, in which he rips on Ann Coutler, Jerry Falwell, creation science, marriage "defenders", and other deserving targets. Zimmerman is a genius, check out his tour dates which include two NYC shows next week.