Top Ten Gay Plumbing Terms

Since Surgeon General nominee Dr. James "Asshat" Holsinger likes to use plumbing analogies to illustrate his opposition to gay sex as dangerous and dirty, I'd like to provide him with my top ten favorite gay plumbing terms.

10. Back vent
9. Suction head
8. Blow bag
7. Hole saw
6. Discharge tube
5. Nipple clamp
4. Manhole
3. Rim hole
2. Reamer

And our #1 gay plumbing term: BALLCOCK.

You're welcome.