Pat Robertson: We Prayed Away The Nuke!
Remember last year when Pat Robertson said that Jeebus told him that a terrorist attack on the U.S. involving a nuclear weapon would occur in 2007? Now he says, “All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us."
Whew! That was close!
According to Robertson's latest chat with the Flying Spagetti Monster: "The Lord was saying that there's going to be violence and chaos in the world." Shocking! Also: "We will see the presence of angels and we will see an intensification of miracles around the world, which I think is going to be a wonderful thing."
Jeebus has once again hipped Robertson the name of the next president, but this time he's not telling who it is. "I'll just keep that to myself and look with horror at what may be happening."