God Reveals His FY09 Plan To Pat Robertson, Powerpoint To Follow In Breakout Rooms

Pat Robertson has had his annual sit-down with God this week and here's what he said the FSM whispered in his ear about 2009.

-Obama will lead the nation into socialism and we'll be happy to follow.
-The world will condemn Israel, but they'll survive. (A safe bet.)
-The economy will recover, but there will be hyperinflation, the dollar will dive "dramatically", oil will go to $300/barrel and gold will go to $1900/ounce. (How does that work, exactly?)

Apparently God had nothing to say to Pat about homos this year. For once.