Tyra's "I Hate Being Gay" Show
Yesterday Tyra Banks hosted a handful of homo sad sacks on her show where the subjects derided their fellow gays for being effeminate, disgusting, weak, terrifying, shameful, preying pedophiles. The first dumbo plans to be straight by the time he's 30. So he says in his upspeaking valley girl voice. He's also grossed out by dicks that don't look exactly like his and is apparently a selfish lay. But hey, he's giving himself another eleven years to kick it with the homos before he becomes a real man.
Let's all thank Tyra Banks for finding these seriously damaged young men and giving the wingnuts around the nation a collective "I knew it!" moment.