Birthers Launch Reward Fund To Anybody Who Witnessed The Birth Of Obama

Three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist and World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah has launched a reward fund for anybody who can prove they witnessed the birth of President Obama. Farah has started the fund with $10,000 and invites his fellow birthers to raise the ante to a level "irresistible" to those keeping the "actual birthplace" of Obama a secret.

"It is clear now that Obama will never willingly release his birth certificate," said Farah. "It's time for Americans who still value the Constitution to step up and force the issue. It's time for us to learn the truth of where Obama was born. We may find he was born in Hawaii. We may find he was born elsewhere. I have no pre-conceived ideas. But this issue has haunted the American people long enough. It's time for some truth and transparency." To collect the reward, the subject must: 1. Agree to an interview with WND journalists; 2. Provide persuasive evidence, such as pictures, documents or verifiable details; 3. Agree to a polygraph test. "I think it's disgraceful that Americans should be forced to go to such lengths by the intransigence of public officials toward accountability," said Farah. "But that is what it has come to in 2009 with our current president. He prefers to dodge and weave, while his apologists in government and media viciously attack citizens for attempting to see that the Constitution is observed."

In case you haven't been following the bouncing wingnut, Farah's site has launched a massive national campaign (including roadside billboards) accusing Obama of having been born in either Kenya or Malaysia, therefore making him ineligible to be POTUS. How freekin' suh-weet would it be if some octogenerian nurse wheeled out of her Honolulu nursing home to collect the dough?